Father's Day - My Boy's Humor

In honor of Father's Day, I'd like to share my boy's humor.  He's a chip off the old block.  A couple of years ago, the assignment was to put together a Father's Day booklet to give to your dad.  As it was the end of the school year, I don't think the teacher had a chance to look at what he wrote.  Still, I wait for the day when the guys in suits come knocking on my door...