Saturday, September 2, 2017

Journal of an Eclipse

I love eclipses! Solar, Lunar, Total, Annular, Partial -- you name it, I love it. (Well, except for penumbral lunar eclipses. Those are boring.) I'm one of those who screams when clouds cover up the event and then go away right after it's done.

So let's see ... I caught the total annular eclipse, which went directly over Milton High School in 1984. That was pretty cool, but we didn't get to see the corona.

Here's a piece of paper I created back then to capture the projection of the eclipse back then (you can double-click to see a higher resolution image -- bonus points if you can find the Dolly Parton galaxy):

Since then, I've caught countless lunar eclipses, and several partial solar eclipses -- one of which occurred on Christmas Day, which I remember very well, as I tried to use my telescope as a projector, and it melted part of my eyepiece.

But of all these eclipses, this total eclipse of August 21, 2017 is by far at the top of my list. It was my very first fully total solar eclipse, and the first time I got to see the corona. It only took me 48 years to wait for it to come anywhere close to me!

Pictures capture only a mere glimpse of the real thing, and words cannot fully describe exactly what we saw and experienced, but I'm going to try to do so in this quick eclipse log.

A little after 5AM, we left our NC city, which was already in the 95% zone. If you want to catch a total eclipse, though, you gotta get in the 100% zone. We had our certified solar glasses. We even had a pair of solar binoculars. We did our homework of the weather -- realizing we could go to either: Columbia, Greenville (SC), Nantahala National Park, or south of Knoxville. I was happy to learn that the clearest forecast coincided with Greenville, where my aunt and cousin just happened to be in town.

So down we went. Google Maps put the regular trip time at 2 hours 45 minutes, but even so early in the morning, we hit eclipse traffic and it ended up being closer to 3 hours 45 minutes. Here we are in northern South Carolina with traffic backing up again.

At 8:41 AM, we finally made it into the eclipse zone. My kids were excited, and so was I! Nothing could stop us!

We finally left the highway shortly after 9AM.

We stopped at a McDonald's to get a late breakfast. While ordering, I asked the server guy if he was going to see the eclipse. He was all, "What eclipse?" We told him he needed an excuse to get out during the total eclipse portion. Take out the trash or something.

By the time we left, we heard the manager on the phone asking for permission to let his people go outside for a couple of minutes. Oh yeah!

We arrived at my aunt's house and chilled for about an hour. Then we started scoping out a good spot to watch the show. You see, Greenville has a big problem: trees everywhere! And I didn't plan this event for years only to pick a bad spot at the last minute.

We checked her back yard. Then we went over to my cousin's house and checked out his yard. Still too many trees! Though his pool was positioned such that you could swim while you watched, we had to go somewhere else.

Then my aunt took us to their neighborhood field. It was perfect except for a couple of lights that had the potential of turning on. We also checked out the parking lot of the nearby Mormon church she attended. It had a great view, but way too many street lights.

The neighborhood field was going to be the place.

We went back to my aunt's place where I watched her make a pinhole projector out of cardboard. I also erroneously told her that you could project an image of the sun with a magnifying glass. Turns out you can, but the image is so small and hot that it burns things! Who knew?

When the eclipse started, we were at my cousin's house. He was cooking up hamburgers. We took a moment to look through our sun-glasses, and sure enough, there was a tiny bite out of the sun on the upper right side. I mentioned going to the neighborhood field, but they preferred to stay put.

And you know me ... I didn't plan this thing for years just to ... well, you get the picture. I left with my immediate family and departed to the neighborhood field. I felt bad leaving behind my other fams, but ... science!

Next to the field was this pool, and many were swimming. Music played loudly. I guess that was the thing to do in Greenville. Swim and watch!

My family had a quick little picnic, and I set up my camera so it would be steady for some cool shots. Only, the camera sucked. Here's me trying to catch a pic with the camera looking through my sun-filter glasses.

Can you make out the crescent? I can almost see it ...

By the time we had finished our little picnic, it was already getting noticeably darker. It was nowhere near as dark as one would have expected with half the sun's face gone, but it looked more like a weird lighting trick.

These pictures perhaps ... maybe ... catch some of that weird twilight. The second picture was taken about 10 minutes after the first. You can also see how high in the sky the sun was, which was probably the most annoying part of this particular eclipse. It was probably lower in the sky for those lucky peeps in Oregon.

Also, you'll notice in that first picture above, there are some clouds. I didn't get a good picture, but there were large clouds heading our way. At least twice, it appeared that a cloud was headed straight for the sun, but then a strange thing happened. All the clouds in the sky dried up ... completely! I think they just lost steam as temperatures dropped.

Though, several of my friends told me that some reporter lost his cool out west because one cloud just happened to go over the sun for only those two minutes of totality. On camera he lost his cool, talking about "no, it wasn't okay." It was the main purpose for being there, and it was ruined by a rouge cloud. (Hey ... if anyone can find a video of this, I'd love to include it here. My search came up short.)

As the sun came close to being covered, I watched the last few minutes through my sun-oculars. I got a good view of the bailey beads, and I could see the exact second when it was safe to take off the glasses. Over at the pool, they were playing "A Total Eclipse of the Heart."

Somewhere in there, I accidentally looked at the sun unfiltered with only a sliver left, and I can tell you, it looked as bright and as much a full circle as I'm used to seeing every day when I accidentally look at the sun. I also looked away very quickly, leading me to wonder how people could mess up their eyes. You would have to work pretty hard to keep looking. Then again, it only takes a couple of seconds to do permanent damage.

But let me tell you ... at the very end, the light around us and the temperature dropped immediately in a matter of seconds. And then there it was. The corona shone around the moon, much brighter than I had expected, and there was a strange bluish tint to it. It looked like an origami black circle placed in front of a bright light -- an incredible 3-D effect I've never seen in any pictures or videos.

Off to the right was a bright planet ... most likely Venus. And to the left was another planet ... probably Mercury seeing how close it was to the sun.

I tried to take my picture, but I first accidentally shot this video.


And in a quick fit of frustration, I tried to switch to another setting, but I wasn't going to spend more than a few seconds, and this is what I got:

It looks more like a black hole from Interstellar or that second Thor movie than it does what I actually saw with my eyes. I quickly gave up and just enjoyed it. At the top edge, there was a really bright spot, and I partly worried if it was still okay to look at it. It was a prominence--a piece of the sun blasting into space and coming back down. I can't even describe what color it was--a purply blue red?

Around the horizon, it looked like a sunset--light coming to us from the poor people outside of the eclipse zone only 30-something miles away.

Suddenly a small dot in the upper right started getting bright, just like a diamond. The light around us came back up as quickly as it left. Heat returned, and we all had shadows again.

My friend took this picture. I am full of the angry jealousy.

It was a quick experience that I will remember forever.

The only thing I missed were the shadow bands. I thought I saw some in the corner of my eyes, but it was nothing like what I saw with the annular eclipse of 1984. Back then, there were clear dark lines flowing across the ground like a surreal wave. But this time ... maybe it was because we were in a grass field. But then again, I've yet to hear anyone report about shadow bands connected to this particular eclipse. Maybe they just didn't happen this time. (By all means ... let me know if you saw any, and tell me what city you saw them in.)

We went back to my cousin Andy's house, and caught the last part of the eclipse there. On the way over, we saw this phenomenon: eclipses projecting through the tree leaves!

Then back at my cousin's house, Andy let me look at the eclipse through a welding glass. That was pretty cool. It was a bright green crescent! Pretty.

I also saw the results of my aunt's pinhole projector.


I did a little swimming in my cousin's pool, and then after about an hour, he announced that the last bit of the moon was disappearing. He and I watched the end through our glasses, and then it was done. Sad, but well worth the whole effort.

We left there at about 5PM, and by then Highway 85 was already starting to become a parking lot. We ended up taking the back roads up north. Would you believe those roads were packed, too? And Google Maps kept cutting out.

Here we were on 64.

When we got to 40, past 77, we ended up in a long line where the construction was, and at 9PM, I could only exclaim, "This is ALL eclipse traffic!" It was both frustrating and fun at the same time. It took us a little over 4 hours to get home, and we didn't stop even once (we had gassed up after McDonald's, fearing possible shortages after the event).

Would I do all this again? You betcha I would. In fact, there's another coming up in seven years. I'd have to travel further -- maybe even rent out a hotel. Who's with me?!

Friday, September 1, 2017

Checkpoint #4 - 2017

I've got bad news to report this month. I've chosen to cut back again in my fiction writing in order to devote more time into the Melkim Classical launch, which has been pushed back to September.

Funny story: I learned that download copies sell faster than printed copies plus shipping, so I'm devoting a lot of time getting all my music ready for digital download.

I'm currently at 6 story submissions this year. Two of my submission are still out there in the slush pile.

I didn't get to any new fiction writing.

These past two months, I wrote 8 blog entries, most of which are in conjunction with Melkim Publishing.

I anticipate that in October, I can return to my fiction writing activities. Yay!

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Dunkirk: Another Nolan Production

Dunkirk is a remarkable movie. With Germany successfully pushing British and French forces to the sea at Dunkirk, 400,000 British soldiers must be evacuated across the channel back to England. So close to home, and yet so far away, the British air force is unable to provide adequate air coverage, so the armies are exposed to continual German attacks.

The movie starts as a British soldier crosses over a French blockade and arrives at the beach. At first there is a sense of safety, but it isn't long before the first German plane comes flying overhead dropping bombs.

Though I'm no war expert, the film felt remarkably real to me. I can't think of even one scene where I thought, "That looked fake." There were some times that when a bomb or gunfire went off, I actually screamed in surprise. Freakiness.

And this was all done under a PG-13 rating -- proof that you don't need gratuitous gore and swaths of F-bombs to effectively capture a war scene. Though, there were plenty of "bloody's," which I think is supposed to be a swear word? And I think I heard an F-bomb in there somewhere, but it was hard to make out with the accent.

With all that said, this wasn't my favorite Nolan movie. There were several distractions which all seemed to take away from the experience, which I will list here.

#1) Nolan decided to tell the story out of order. Part of this is because there were three parties at play: the armies that were on the beach for days, the ships who took a day or so to make the journey across the channel, and the planes who only had an hour of fuel. So, we see the planes take off near the beginning of the movie, about the same time that we see a ship that left harbor the day before. By the end of the movie, there is a convergence, but along the way the story goes back and forth in time, even showing the same scene four times from different points of view.

I'm sure that if I went back and watched the movie again, I'd appreciate this quirk a little more, but on a first viewing it was confusing. I saw a plane go down once, and when I saw another plane going down it took me a while to realize it was the same plane.

#2) The music by Hans Zimmer was awesome, as usual, but in this case I think it detracted from the movie. It was too loud and too interesting. The entire soundtrack was basically one big Philip-Glass-like treatment of Edward Elgar's Enigma Variations. It was a good and appropriate piece to feature -- it's British and one of my favorite Elgar tunes. But see there? That was the problem. As soon as I said, "I recognize that music," it took me out of the movie.

#3) And then there were the obligatory Nolan actors. As soon as I saw the "Scarecrow," whom I saw in Batman and Inception, it took me out of the movie. Tom Hardy's character wasn't so bad, as he had a mask on the whole time ... wait! And there was even a cameo near the end of someone we've seen in Batman and Nolan's TV show, Person of Interest. I think it would have been much more effective to use far less recognizable characters playing soldiers.

Still ... it remains a movie to see, and I hope it gets awards.

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Double Feature: Apes and Spider-Man

So many good movies coming out at the same time! That means: get ready for more reviews. Today you get two.

Spider-Man: Homecoming was as good, if not better than I expected. Good story, good pacing, and believable characters keep the movie going and worth watching.

As the second or third reboot in the last couple of decades (anyone counting?), the writers wisely decided against rehashing the origin story, but at the same time, they were able to catch much of the spirit of an origin story. Peter Parker is already the Spider-Man, but is a young teenager with the usual problems. He knows he has powers, but doesn't know how to use them. He should really be going to school, and dating girls, etc., but he wants to be an Avenger and catch the bad guys. The first thirty minutes demonstrate what happens as he hilariously botches several hero attempts.

Tony Stark makes an appearance to remind Peter he just needs to chill and grow up a little, but Peter comes to learn something big is going down, and no one will listen to him.

The title "Homecoming" has several meanings: the movie somewhat centers around the high school's homecoming dance, and this movie celebrates SONY finally working out a way to have Spider-Man join the rest of the Marvel universe.

Michael Keaton plays an interesting bad guy -- someone who is only taking advantage of an opportunity that lands in his lap. He just wants to make money, but he is willing to hurt people who get in his way. In a sense, his lack of insanity sets him apart from other villains we've seen before. Some may find this boring, but hey ... not everyone can be Heath Ledger.

The effects were decent -- some scenes looked fake when Spider-Man went swinging between buildings, but I didn't care much. I think it added to the quirkiness of the film. When it got to the big action, some of the in-your-face scenes were dark and confusing to follow. Perhaps that was intentional as well.

It was a lot of fun, and I suggest catching this while it's still in theaters.

War for the Planet of the Apes was another fun movie. I had seen the first movie ("Rise"), skipped the second ("Dawn"), and after being lost for a few minutes, I felt like I was quickly caught up and was able to enjoy the majority of this third movie.

Caesar and his band of intelligent apes have established a home in the forests north of San Francisco. When humans come to fight and destroy them all, Caesar learns that they must flee elsewhere in hopes of finding a place of safety.

After the "Colonel" (played by Woody Harrelson) infiltrates and kills many of the apes, Caesar leaves his group to fulfill a vendetta, in many ways becoming like Koba from the second movie. Others join him to keep him in check. Along the way, they pick up a girl who can't speak, and ... well ... it sets up the stage for plenty of fun action and drama. Harrelson does a good job playing the desperate Colonel who is only trying to do whatever it takes to save the human race.

Even though I thoroughly enjoyed watching the movie, I found it interesting that the plot seemed to rely both on deus ex machina (where something comes out of the blue to save the day) and diabolus ex machina (where something comes out of the blue to wreck the day). In other words, too many coincidences.

Still, there were some awesome scenes, and it was all worth watching. I highly recommend catching this in the theater as well.

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Three Recent Shows 2016-2017

In my attempt to catch up my TV viewing reviews, tonight I move on to three new shows that started in the 2016-2017 season and are still kicking. For each of these shows, the first season is done, so I may touch on some minor spoilers.

Designated Survivor (ABC)

I picked up Designated Survivor, fully expecting it to be another 24. Though there are some elements that echo that overdone show, I was overall impressed with how this show turned out. A couple of episodes got way too preachy on liberal topics, and some of the terrorist scenarios were a bit unrealistic, but I nevertheless enjoyed the intelligence level that went into the bits where President Kirkman fought to become an effective president. It was amazing how many people wanted him to fail, and for different reasons.

The main premise of the show is probably the most unrealistic -- the idea of punishing someone by making him or her the designated survivor. The Secretary of HUD has indeed taken the position in the past, but the powers that be would not choose someone who had just been "fired" to take the "ignominious" role. Rather, the designated survivor is an honored role for someone who has a non-zero chance of becoming president in the event of a disaster.

After a couple of episodes, I was able to overlook that premise and enjoy the show.

The first half of the season focuses on the disaster's aftermath, while the second half focuses more on Kirkman's attempts to take charge of the White House, which I believe contained more of the intelligent bits.

One thing's for sure. I think our nation could use a person like Kirkman in office, to bring us all together despite all our differences. I'd pick this fictional character to be in office any day over the real President we have in there now.

I highly recommend catching this show if you haven't started already. All 21 episodes are currently available on Hulu.

The Good Place (NBC)

Creating a show about the afterlife, albeit a funny show, is always a risky move. Sometimes you end up with a mess, and sometimes you strike gold. The Good Place achieves the latter. Its ability to infuse the story with good philosophy and consistent mythology helps to deliver a high-intelligence funny story.

Eleanor Shellstrop (Kristen Bell) dies and finds herself in the Good Place. She is greeted with a large sign boasting, "Welcome! Everything is fine." Then Michael (Ted Danson) introduces himself and explains what's up.

The only problem is that Eleanor knows that she's a terrible person and comes to realize that a mistake has been made. When she confesses to her soulmate, Chidi, they both struggle to decide what to do next. Tell Michael? Try to help Eleanor become a good person so she becomes worthy of the Good Place? Any guesses what they decide to do?

Each episode, the writers introduce some traditional philosophical idea, which Eleanor then flips and turns on its head. So, not only do we get good laughs, but we get ideas that make us think. What exactly would we expect in "heaven"? How many people would really go to the Bad Place, and why?

A quick warning ... like most other funny shows on TV today, there are some sexual innuendos and topics, though nothing is shown. Also, Eleanor constantly tries to cuss, but since it's not allowed, the words get deflected. For example, she says, "What the fork?" often. I usually complain that these diversions are not necessary, but in this case, they actually fit into what the show attempts to accomplish.

I highly recommend watching -- and I look forward to Season 2. All Season 1 episodes are on Hulu.

I only caught this show because of a trailer I saw in the movie theaters. I had never heard of the Freeform channel, and only learned later that it's what used to be called "ABC Family."

Beyond caught my attention long enough to watch all ten episodes. It's a well-produced show with a good story, decent acting, good effects, and so on. However, overall it didn't seem to do much that was different. The title is unimaginative. The idea of a consistent world on the other side (where you go when you're in a coma) doesn't make sense.

Holden, after spending 12 years in a coma, awakens to find he has special powers. Some guys start chasing after him, killing people along the way. A strange girl approaches him and tries to warn, protect, guide, or something -- Holden's not sure exactly what her motives are.

There are some good episodes in there, and once or twice I felt the need to go ahead and watch the next one. The ending was kind of cool, but it doesn't answer all the questions. There's plenty to support a season 2, but will I continue to watch? Maybe, maybe not. I will if they promise to do something really different.

The entire season 1 is currently on Hulu -- yeah I caught all three of these shows on Hulu, though I think each of them are available for free on their respective network websites.

Also, just a quick note -- I think the new name for "ABC Family" is rather unfortunate. The whole time I watched Beyond, there were these little letters in the lower right corner that never went away, and I could have sworn that they said, "FREE PORN." I even showed it to a friend of mine and asked, "What does this say in the corner?" He corroborated my thoughts.

Friday, June 30, 2017

Checkpoint #3 - 2017

Here is my mid-year progress report. I'm happy to report that I've been busy submitting short stories to magazines. For the first time ever, I had all four available stories out at one time. I'm currently at 5 out of 26 submissions for the year, and I will do another one tomorrow. That will leave 20 more submissions to do in order to meet my goal.

I've also been planning some more short stories to write. Perhaps I can have two or three more ready to go by the end of the year. I need to do at least one flash fiction piece (that is less than 1000 words).

I also believe I have enough in the budget to start finalizing my novel Justice if I wait till fourth quarter. Then it would go out for sale next year.

These past two months, I wrote eleven blog posts, matching my last time's performance -- just over one blog post a week.

Once my Melkim Classical business is launched in August, I'll then have more time for fiction writing, but I think I can begin as early as July with actual writing.

I'm getting excited for returning back to the unwritten stories. They are just waiting to be told!

Friday, June 23, 2017

Three More Shows That Died Recently (and One That Came Back to Life)

As I continue to play catch-up, here are four shows that I started recently and that were canceled or came to an end.

The IT Crowd

This show has actually been dead for a while, but I just came across it on Netflix. This is an over-the-top British comedy that tells the stories of Jen, Roy, and Moss who work in the basement IT department at Reynholm Industries. 

Jen, who knows nothing at all about computers, is the manager, and geniuses Roy and Moss struggle with unending Help Desk phone calls, picking up girls, socializing with other people, and just all-around trying to get noticed by their work associates.

You can imagine the shenanigans! For a taste, check out the next two videos. In the first one, Roy and Moss try to convince Jen that the Internet is inside a little black box. In the second one, Jen presents the Internet at a board meeting.

If you liked that, there's more on Netflix (and other outlets). Overall, I found the whole show to be hilarious. A few times, the over-the-top-ness got a little too much, but I got used to it pretty fast. It can also get on the raunchy side, but it is kept within bounds. I would stick with the TV-14 rating.

My favorite episode of the whole lot is Series 2 Episode 1, "The Work Outing." The IT trio goes out to the theater and the most ridiculous things happen. Oh, man, was I on the floor!

This show has four "series" and a closing two-hour episode to wrap things up. That last episode came out in 2013, some three years after the fourth series ended, so even though it was funny, it felt out of place. The actors look noticeably older, and the magic wasn't quite there. However, I appreciated the fun over-the-top conclusion to the show.


It's not too often that the CW comes out with a show that interests me. This was one of four time-travel TV shows that premiered in the 2016-2017 season. And all four got canceled!) Of the four, I watched two, and Frequency was my favorite.

Just like the movie from 2000, a freak accident of nature allows a man from the past, Frank Sullivan, to speak to his child in the future over a shortwave radio. The two end up working together in an attempt to change Frank's future.

In the CW's reboot, the child is a girl, Raimy Sullivan. You can watch the following scene from the first episode ...

The show kept my interest because it played a lot on the human element, and not so much on the time travel mechanics. In fact, I found myself often forgetting about the time travel piece ... it just became a natural part of the show.

In the middle, a couple of episodes felt a little repetitive, but on the most part I thought it had great forward motion.

My only complaint is with the finale. When it came very close to tying off lose ends, the writers did the usual but-wait-guys-there's-a-twist thing in the last couple of minutes. I don't know why people think this is an awesome way to set the stage for the next season. In this case, we'll never know what comes next. But then again, I feel like I got enough of a good story from the first season. I can almost forget that twist ever happened and pretend it was a happy ending.

In fact, a couple of months later, I'm now having trouble even remembering what that twist was.



This show on NBC was a close second -- the other time travel show that I chose to watch. This show felt a lot more cliche and predictable, it used the annoying "Star Trek" time travel mechanics that relies on "audience" time (yes -- I keep promising to write a blog entry on what I mean by this), but like Frequency, it relied heavily on character arcs that kept the show interesting.

But wait! Before I continue, I just learned that this show (after having been canceled) has been given the green light for a second season. So, it will have another chance. Thus, I'll cut this one short and try not to spoil anything.

The show seems to do a pretty good job with presenting history accurately. It was this show, and not Hidden Figures, that first introduced me to Katherine Johnson of NASA fame (Season 1, Episode 8). This show is also not afraid to allow history to change! Yeah -- I thought that was pretty cool. For example, Booth did not shoot Lincoln. (Oops! I guess I spoiled one thing.)

Check it out. Some episodes are available to stream for free right now, including the pilot episode.

Emerald City

And I save the worst for last. I really tried to like this show, and I stuck with it for more than half of the season, but I just had to stop watching.

I like a show that will take something familiar and do something different -- if they do it well. I enjoyed The Tin Man, which aired on the Sci Fi Channel way back when. But for me, it seemed that Emerald City tried way too hard to be different. It was as if the writers and creators took every line from the classic movie and asked themselves, "How could we take this line and reinterpret it in the most furthest way possible?"

The result was disappointing, and I'm talking "Kevin Sorbo" disappointment.

I even tried to un-marry the show from the classic movie and enjoy it as a standalone TV show, but still no dice. There were just too many scenes and events that made no sense unless you saw the movie. I'm not even sure what the writers hoped to achieve. Just when I tried to hook myself to a story line, it decided to go in some random direction, and I eventually lost interest altogether. I think it was the episode where they had some big army come through for some reason, but I fell asleep trying to figure out what was going on. I guess they were trying to do something like Game of Thrones without compelling story arcs.

It definitely had special effects covered. Kudos to such a grand attempt, but it was too bad it failed to connect with me. Perhaps the next reimagining will work better.

Monday, June 5, 2017

Wonder Woman Saves the Day!

Before I begin my review of Wonder Woman, I should disclose that I'm a big Zack Snyder fan. It's hard for me to watch one of his films and not be entertained. I loved Man of Steel, and I enjoyed Batman v. Superman and Suicide Squad even though both of those movies had plenty to annoy me. I know a lot of people can't stand Snyder's films, and I can see why: the slow pacing, the overly exaggerated violent battle scenes, the plot lines that don't quite work.

I went into the theater fearing the worst: a film I would enjoy, but also a film that would end the Snyder DC run. At first, I was concerned when Amazon ladies went around reciting cliche lines, but after a few minutes, I was hooked. The movie turned out to be great. The story was good, it had good music, good cinematography, good acting, good special effects, good scenes that make you think, and so on.

There were still some slow parts, but overall the plot flowed naturally and organically. One of the villains seemed to be the most human I've seen among the Zack-iverse. The build-up to the big battle scenes was well executed, providing epic scenes that actually deliver.

If you're worried about another Zack flop, worry no longer and get thee to a theater. If you're worried about Wonder Woman being too much for the kiddies, do not worry -- she's covered up most of the time. If you're worried that women played so many roles in producing and directing the movie, get over it, as you'll wish these women did more movies like this.

So go ahead. Take your family and have a fun time watching this "good" DC movie.

Thursday, May 25, 2017

TV Shows That Died Off in 2016

As part of my TV show catch-up-athon, here are four shows I mentioned earlier that have all died in 2016. Join me now as we relive some fond memories. Beware, thar be spoilers!

Heroes Reborn: I believe this was always designed to be a one-season event, though they were keeping the door open for more seasons. They were not renewed for Season 2, and as far as I can tell, there are no reboots on the horizon, other than in the form of comic books.

I remember enjoying most of what I watched, though I had to read a few synopses to remember what happened. Most of it has come back, but obviously, the plot doesn't naturally stick long in my memory.

After the Cheerleader had exposed the powers of heroes, the world has become a new place. Much like in the X-Men stories, regular peeps fear and mistrust the "Evos." Some Evos do evil things, and others struggle to live good lives while hiding their powers. Regular peeps pass laws to force Evo registration and even develop a way to locate and identify them....

Yes ... that's my complaint #1. It is the X-Men movies reborn. That set of story lines failed to deliver anything new.

However, we did get a computer character who appealed to gamers like me. We got fun time-travel stories, even though they did use the usual annoying "Star Trek" time mechanics (you know ... the kind of time mechanics that relies heavily on audience time flow ... maybe I'll blog about this later). We got an evil lady who thought she had the one and only solution to the upcoming solar flare disaster, sending a small group of people thousands of years in the future to a time after the flare destroys everything. At the same time, she works to hinder the heroes who have the real power to stop the whole thing.

In the end, Noah Bennet gives himself as the conduit that helps the twins save the entire world.

Yeah ... there were some cool parts in there.

One last complaint: what was the deal with the Cheerleader? It was as if there were some legal order in place that didn't allow for the use of her image in any way, shape, or form. We almost got to see the dead body, featuring a blond wig. We get to see Noah see his daughter's face, but we never see her face even once. And how much did her death came from her decision not to do the show? It was particularly annoying, as she was a main pivotal character throughout the four seasons of the original show.

Yet, I stuck with the show till the end. It helped that the story was sufficiently contained in its 13 episodes. It had a good set of story arcs. I didn't miss it when it was over, and I enjoyed it while it lasted.

The Muppets.: I could have told you after one episode what would eventually kill off this show. It suffered from something I'll call "audience confusion." It was a whole bunch of cute puppets, so was it for kids? But it also had all those adult jokes, beer, and sex. So was it for adults? Not exactly sure what it was, people just tuned out.

At first, I was disappointed. Those first couple of episodes showed the same type of humor and mayhem, but at the same time, the "Office" style of mockumentary gave it a strange adult feel that didn't seem to fit. At least it was nothing like what I remembered growing up with these guys.

I quit watching after a couple of episodes. But those things accumulated on my DVR until I decided to try and watch some more, turning off my earlier preconceptions, and then I found I was able to enjoy it. (Though I never did get over the idea of Kermit or Miss Piggy talking about sex.)

I must admit, that one dirty joke in an early episode was pretty funny. Kermit says, "Zoot! Stop drawing dirty pictures on the get-well card!" And Zoot says, "Uh, I guess I can turn that into a saxophone."

Yeah -- it was stuff like that that got the Million Moms to boycott the show even though there's much worse stuff on TV.

Watching more episodes, I found myself being pulled in. Some of the lesser-known characters were developed very well as the season progressed. All the sub-story plot lines were interesting. Everyone acted with consistency. The show actually had good writing.

The story ends as that cute little shrimp Pepe sneaks on the plane to try to help Kermit and Piggy get back together ... a cliffhanger of sorts.

Then it ended, and I was okay with it. It was fun while it lasted.

It was enough to see that Gloria Estefan penguin a few times. Mehk!

Person of Interest: This show started out pretty strong. It stayed interesting the whole time, but toward the end, I thought it was getting to be too silly. At its lowest point, the writers had our heroes trapping a version of the bad computer virus within a physical Faraday cage, since we all know how one of those works, right?

But I was willing to overlook those silly science things. It was all bunk, but there were still good stories. The show relied heavily on the "Weird of the Week" formula, but toward the end, the writers found creative ways to use the weekly weirdoes in pushing the overall story arc forward.

With bad science aside, the show did (for me) capture the reality we face now or in the near future where computers (and humans) are watching our every move with constant surveillance. It even touches on the all-too-real threat of computer AI's taking control of our lives and making immoral decisions in the name of achieving better efficiencies.

Though ... main complaint #1 ... if the baddie computer virus was so all-powerful, it would really have no problem finding our heroes and killing them within minutes, and that's even despite the counter-virus that the Machine had Root plant. The bad guys really couldn't see Root in her many "disguises" that looked remarkably alike? Samaritan really had no way of figuring out the identity of that cop that Reese was playing?

I did enjoy watching the fight against Samaritan coming to a wire toward the very end. Though, I didn't appreciate the artificial setup that caused Reese to give up his life. I loved the epic feel they tried to accomplish, but it was all ruined with me yelling on the inside all the different tactics he could have used to protect that briefcase long enough and still survive.

But ... fine, Reese, be that way and do the stupid thing so you can die that noble death!

It was a good attempt at an ending, but not so good in execution.

In the end, I did not regret watching the whole show.

The X-Files (2016): Technically this show isn't dead. In fact, this reboot was considered to be an extension of the original series -- its tenth season. And I just learned that FOX plans to bring it back near the end of this year with season eleven (no details are available).

Will I continue watching? Most likely, but I was mainly disappointed with season ten.

The pacing was just terrible. The six episodes didn't really fit together, and the last episode was the worst with events escalating so quickly it left no time to be processed.

The whole idea that the government staged EVERYTHING in the first nine seasons is super sucky, and really does a terrible job at explaining what all happened in the original series.

The other three shows I mentioned above I actually liked. This show, not so much.

There were a couple of good moments, but mostly I felt like Kathy Bates in that Stephen King movie a lot of us enjoyed. Cockadoodie! You can't keep changing the story on us, Mr. Carter! We saw the Smoking Man die!

Yet I will most likely continue watching, and give Carter another chance to redeem himself.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Updated TV Reviews Page

Okay ... I'm on way back to work on my writing. Yes, I'm still busy with my music publishing business, but I'm trying to switch gears. I'm back to submitting stories to magazines, and now I will attempt to do some catch up in my blog.

As you loyal readers know, I love to talk about movies and TV shows, especially sci-fi shows. If possible, I like to follow a show from inception to its death. I'm a couple of years behind, so I have a lot of catching up to do.

In preparation, I've updated my Review page to make it easier to follow the TV shows I write about. Go ahead and check out the TV section and see if you can find your favorite (recent) TV show, especially if it's sci-fi.

Stay tuned for more TV Reviews on the way.