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Tuesday, September 29, 2020
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Wednesday, September 23, 2020
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Wednesday, September 16, 2020
Mistborn: Final Empire
Hitting the TOR Top 10 of the Decade again, I turn to Brandon Sanderson. This is my fifth book from the TOR list, my second book from Sanderson (the first being Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians), and my first adult book by Sanderson ... possibly working myself up to finishing the Wheel of Time series sometime in the next few years.
I finally got around to picking this up last year after reading some Game of Thrones and that gosh-awful One Second After, and Sanderson's writing style is like good ice cream. It's fun and easy reading, cutting to the chase, and providing some very good plot. Being the second book he published, it has a couple of quirks in the prose, but overall, very impressive, difficult to predict what comes next, very captivating, and somewhat relaxing.
Kelsier is Mistborn, meaning that he can do magic of all kinds through burning metals in his belly. Yep ... you read that right. It took me a little getting used to the idea. Depending on what type of metal he swallows, Kelsier can perform feats of strength, sight, emotion, and even controlling time. By manipulating metals below him, he can even fly.
He comes across Vin, a teenager thief who exhibits potential, and something else ... he can't quite put his finger on it, but he decides to take her on as a protege and teach her Allomancy -- doing magic with metals.
Kelsier then puts together a team of lively characters to try to take down the evil Lord Ruler, who has been ruling the kingdom for a millennium, keeping himself alive with whatever magic he's using. This leader favors the aristocracy, and treats the lower class, the skaa, terribly, killing them at his whim.
But it's not easy. Many have tried to dethrone him, and many have died. Can Kelsier do any better?
I love the convoluted plot, the amazing means they use to push through slowly, getting closer to the Lord Ruler a little bit at a time. The twists and turns are fun. The description of everything is clear.
Well ... there was one point I was confused. The Steel Inquisitors imbue themselves with immense power by impaling themselves with spikes through the eyes. The way Brandon worded it the first time, I pictured the pointy parts of the spikes coming out of their eye sockets. But then almost done with the book, a friend of mine showed me a picture, and I was all ... what?! But turns out the picture was right. The pointy parts come out at the back of the head, and the flat parts make the eyes.
Yeah ... I'll blame Brandon for my confusion.But such a little thing to complain about!
I strongly recommend reading this book. It deserves to be on the TOR top 10 list, and it sets up the next two books in the series, which I'll write about shortly.
Wednesday, September 9, 2020
The Marvelous Land of Oz
Saturday, September 5, 2020
Bill and Ted's Excellent Comeback
This past week I caught Bill & Ted Face the Music. And it's the first theatrical release I've seen since the pandemic came and ruined all our lives. Since our theaters are still closed, I had to stream this at home. I do wish I had seen it in a theater, but it was still an awesome ride.
Bill & Ted are much older now, and they still haven't written The Song that would unite the world and save the universe. Everything's falling apart, and they only have two hours left to write it and save everything.
It had me laughing almost the whole way through. Some parts were so funny I couldn't stop laughing. And I'm so glad I didn't watch any of the trailers, which I think give way too much away. (Above, I provide an announcement rather than one of the spoiler trailers.)
Watching the first two movies is likely a requirement for fully understanding what's going on in this third installment -- it's not really a standalone movie. My wife seemed to enjoy parts of it and laughed some, but her lack of knowledge of past events did seem to get in the way.
Most of the original magic still exists, but now these guys are older. Keanu, now famous for much more serious roles, really put his heart into it, but I have to admit that he did it a lot better when he was younger. The writing seems to be consistent with the earlier movies, and the nonsense science and time travel is hilarious!
My only complaints: one scene seemed to drag on a little too long, and the movie seemed to end abruptly. Maybe I just didn't want it to end, or maybe I was hoping for a bigger ending. But if you wait till the very end of the credits, there's a good closure scene worth watching -- pretty funny and excellent.
Also, the musician in me was very disappointed in The Song, which was the most basic typical rock-chords type of song with some dinky fill-ins by Mozart, Armstrong, and other musicians. But the movie watcher in me said, "Shut up. No song that they could come up with would satisfy you."
I really loved the song they sing at the very beginning of the movie, trying to unite the world with a song incorporating many different cultural musical influences, which was both terrible and hilarious at the same time.
If you've seen the first two movies, this is like excellent required watching for you ... so get to it. If you haven't, it may be worth renting the first two movies, and then coming back to pick this one up as well. Just be ready for some mind-bending paradoxical excellent and bogus shenanigans.