Tuesday, September 29, 2020

The Movie List - 2019

Here we go ... the long awaited movie list for 2019. Looks like I gotta watch more movies! Can't even fill up my Top 20!

Update -- got some more movies in there now, and I'm just doing a Top 10.


Top 10:

Joker
Just Mercy
Toy Story 4
I Am Mother
Parasite
Knives Out
Spider-Man: Far From Home


The rest in alphabetical order:

Aladdin
Dumbo (did they have to turn it into an action movie?)
Frozen II
Gemini Man (not too bad)
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
Lego Movie 2, The: The Second Part (awesome -- I liked most of these not-top-10 movies, too)
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (ugh)

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

The Movie List - 2018

Doing some catching up ... this is my movie list for 2018. 2019 will come next week, and you'll have to wait till next year for 2020. If you'd like to see my earlier movie lists back to 2010, go to my News & Reviews page, and scroll down to "Annual Movie Lists."


Top 10:

A Quiet Place
Isle of Dogs
First Man


The rest in alphabetical order:

Ant-Man and the Wasp (Enjoyed it -- but lots of good movies this year)
Aquaman (had some good parts, laughable parts, and meme-able explosion scenes)
Cloverfield Paradox, The
Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Mission: Impossible - Fallout
Operation Finale
Ralph Breaks the Internet
Wrinkle in Time, A (Ugh)

Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Mistborn: Final Empire


Hitting the TOR Top 10 of the Decade again, I turn to Brandon Sanderson. This is my fifth book from the TOR list, my second book from Sanderson (the first being Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians), and my first adult book by Sanderson ... possibly working myself up to finishing the Wheel of Time series sometime in the next few years.

I finally got around to picking this up last year after reading some Game of Thrones and that gosh-awful One Second After, and Sanderson's writing style is like good ice cream. It's fun and easy reading, cutting to the chase, and providing some very good plot. Being the second book he published, it has a couple of quirks in the prose, but overall, very impressive, difficult to predict what comes next, very captivating, and somewhat relaxing.

Kelsier is Mistborn, meaning that he can do magic of all kinds through burning metals in his belly. Yep ... you read that right. It took me a little getting used to the idea. Depending on what type of metal he swallows, Kelsier can perform feats of strength, sight, emotion, and even controlling time. By manipulating metals below him, he can even fly.

He comes across Vin, a teenager thief who exhibits potential, and something else ... he can't quite put his finger on it, but he decides to take her on as a protege and teach her Allomancy -- doing magic with metals.

Kelsier then puts together a team of lively characters to try to take down the evil Lord Ruler, who has been ruling the kingdom for a millennium, keeping himself alive with whatever magic he's using. This leader favors the aristocracy, and treats the lower class, the skaa, terribly, killing them at his whim.

But it's not easy. Many have tried to dethrone him, and many have died. Can Kelsier do any better?

I love the convoluted plot, the amazing means they use to push through slowly, getting closer to the Lord Ruler a little bit at a time. The twists and turns are fun. The description of everything is clear.

Well ... there was one point I was confused. The Steel Inquisitors imbue themselves with immense power by impaling themselves with spikes through the eyes. The way Brandon worded it the first time, I pictured the pointy parts of the spikes coming out of their eye sockets. But then almost done with the book, a friend of mine showed me a picture, and I was all ... what?! But turns out the picture was right. The pointy parts come out at the back of the head, and the flat parts make the eyes.

Yeah ... I'll blame Brandon for my confusion.

But such a little thing to complain about!

I strongly recommend reading this book. It deserves to be on the TOR top 10 list, and it sets up the next two books in the series, which I'll write about shortly.


Wednesday, September 9, 2020

The Marvelous Land of Oz

 


Here we are with Book #2 of the original Oz series. An interesting trivia tidbit: L. Frank Baum only intended to write the first book, but then he got deluged by requests to bring back more stories of the Tin Man and the Scarecrow. And he finally relented four years later with this sequel: The Marvelous Land of Oz.

The Scarecrow is still running the Emerald City, while the Tin Man and Lion are busy in their own new kingdoms. Then enters Tip and his gang, which you've probably seen in "sequel" cartoons, such as Jack Pumpkinhead in the Filmation "Journey Back to Oz." Tip is running away from the evil witch Mombi, and ends up in the Emerald City, where this army of angry women stage a rebellion and take over the city.

Yeah ... lots of running away in this book. Tip and the Scarecrow go to the Tin Man to enlist his help. Along the way, Tip creates some interesting creatures with his life potion. And ... yeah ... this is one of the funniest, craziest, and imaginative sequel stories I've ever come across.

I'm not sure if it made any sense, but it was certainly funny. Keep in mind that Baum was against morals and lessons in his stories ... he was just trying to have fun, and if any of that were to pop in there on its own, then so be it.

This book also introduces the future queen Ozma, who is apparently is found in one of the most unlikely of places.

Also, a little warning -- this book was written during a time where people didn't really care what went in to it. This day and age, some scenes may seem kind of strange and/or upsetting to today's sensibilities. It would certainly be attacked if it came out today. So, in that case, I highly recommend reading it for what ails you, and if you love it, you'll be a better person for it.

Have fun with it. It's another one of those freebies on the Gutenberg Project ... you can get it with or without illustrations, and some of those illustrations are hilarious. I'll most likely read more in the series ... eventually. There's .... what!!?? ... fourteen of them? One book at a time.



Saturday, September 5, 2020

Bill and Ted's Excellent Comeback



This past week I caught Bill & Ted Face the Music. And it's the first theatrical release I've seen since the pandemic came and ruined all our lives. Since our theaters are still closed, I had to stream this at home. I do wish I had seen it in a theater, but it was still an awesome ride.

Bill & Ted are much older now, and they still haven't written The Song that would unite the world and save the universe. Everything's falling apart, and they only have two hours left to write it and save everything.

It had me laughing almost the whole way through. Some parts were so funny I couldn't stop laughing. And I'm so glad I didn't watch any of the trailers, which I think give way too much away. (Above, I provide an announcement rather than one of the spoiler trailers.)

Watching the first two movies is likely a requirement for fully understanding what's going on in this third installment -- it's not really a standalone movie. My wife seemed to enjoy parts of it and laughed some, but her lack of knowledge of past events did seem to get in the way.

Most of the original magic still exists, but now these guys are older. Keanu, now famous for much more serious roles, really put his heart into it, but I have to admit that he did it a lot better when he was younger. The writing seems to be consistent with the earlier movies, and the nonsense science and time travel is hilarious!

My only complaints: one scene seemed to drag on a little too long, and the movie seemed to end abruptly. Maybe I just didn't want it to end, or maybe I was hoping for a bigger ending. But if you wait till the very end of the credits, there's a good closure scene worth watching -- pretty funny and excellent.

Also, the musician in me was very disappointed in The Song, which was the most basic typical rock-chords type of song with some dinky fill-ins by Mozart, Armstrong, and other musicians. But the movie watcher in me said, "Shut up. No song that they could come up with would satisfy you."

I really loved the song they sing at the very beginning of the movie, trying to unite the world with a song incorporating many different cultural musical influences, which was both terrible and hilarious at the same time.

If you've seen the first two movies, this is like excellent required watching for you ... so get to it. If you haven't, it may be worth renting the first two movies, and then coming back to pick this one up as well. Just be ready for some mind-bending paradoxical excellent and bogus shenanigans.